Abacus Kadabra - The Buffer Calculator

The Planning Commission is meeting on the new wetlands draft on Tuesday, March 6. Have you seen the new buffer calculator?  Here's how a friend of mine, who likens the abacus to an astrology chart generator, imagines interactions with the County after the wetlands section and the buffer abacus are approved.

Homeowner: “Uh, pardon me, I’d like to apply for a permit?”

Staff member: “Come back next week after I calculate your chart and prepare my interpretation.

                               $500 payable in advance please. Here’s your stop work order. Next please?”